From - Virtual Christians Center

FUN THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR Ok so your tired of looking at either the floor, or the numbers lighting up as you travel the elevator. Try some of thes tips to liven up your day! 1.Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly 2.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask: "Got enough air in there?" 3.Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down. 4.Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 5.When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. 6.Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!" 7.Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 8.On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom. 9.Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!" 10.Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends. 11.Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 12.Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers. 13.Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.